I love black thongs
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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