It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he puts the penis in happiness.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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