Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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