Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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