I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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