Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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