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(434): View more from Virginia

did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?

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(480): View more from Arizona

I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!

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(518): View more from New York

it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America

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(605): View more from South Dakota

You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.

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(718): View more from New York

My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.

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(540): View more from Virginia

GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.

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