Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I understand Curling. That high.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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