Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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