Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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