Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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