Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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