I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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