dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
