3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I think i got beer on your cat.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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