have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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