i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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