But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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