Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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