I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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