i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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