walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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