why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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