If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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