His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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