But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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