If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
