I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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