I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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