it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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