And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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