don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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