I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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