East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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