We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
