We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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