On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Randomize
