you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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