My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
