I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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