just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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