Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I party with great urgency now.
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