I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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