fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
dude i'm inner monologue high
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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