Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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