i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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