I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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