i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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