We won't sleep together?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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