Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
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im holly from the hills drunk
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
tell me about the fingering
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