You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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