Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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