Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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