TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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