So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
false alarm, still single
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