I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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