There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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