Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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